Santorum Cocktail

by: melvin

Thu Mar 08, 2012 at 05:51:40 AM EST


We finally have a winner folks. I want to see Rachel Maddow mix one up and serve it to Michael Steele on election night.

The Santorum:

Baileys
Orange vodka (whatever that is - it sounds good)
Bitters
Chocolate flakes

No measurements provided, but discovery is half the fun. I would add just a little egg white and take an immersion blender to the whole thing before topping with the chocolate flakes. They are the genius ingredient, the je ne sais quoi missing from previous candidates.

melvin :: Santorum Cocktail
In the event of a bitters shortage, the first runner up will fulfill the duties of official Santorum Cocktail:


1 gallon white rum
1/2 can albacore tuna
10 oz. Spanish peanuts
20 oz. African Fire Ants

Pour ingredients into empty potato salad container. Paint Romney's name in glitter-glue on side of container. Set on fire. Drink until you forget who you are.

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you forgot to add (6.50 / 2)
a dash of apathy...

In general, voter turnout was very low in all 10 primary and caucus states on Super Tuesday, showing a lack of enthusiasm within the Republican Party for their candidates, which the Democrats will jump on, said Christina Bellantoni, the NewsHour's politics editor.


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With a special appetizer plate of their own entrails.

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simplify... writing in the rAw

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Patent pending (9.00 / 3)
on my crucified christ swizzle sticks.

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i would love to go to your church. really. (8.00 / 1)


simplify... writing in the rAw

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pretty sure I've been (4.00 / 2)
...to that church, back when club Z would let me in...

Was that my out loud voice?


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ps if melvin isn't laughing (4.00 / 1)
then I am in trouble...

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Oh I'm laughing (7.00 / 2)
but you're still in trouble.

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